Friday, November 03, 2006

dan's a girl

Dan is my flatmate. A few other things you should know about him:

1) he's a good person
2) he likes things clean
3) he's a girl.

The last of those three things is a relatively new discovery. Do you recall adverts Nivea and Loreal were running a few months back encouraging men to use anti ageing and anti-wrinkle creams and such other things? Did you settle back comfortablely pondering which guys would actually buy into such blatent corporate crap? Well wonder no more: he's been found.

I mean you practically hear the board room discussions from here:

Director of Sales: Shareholders are getting tetchy folks, where's our growth going to come from this season?
Strategy Director: [bangs hand on table] I've got it! Let's try and flog this bollocks to men now!
Diector of Sales: Brilliant! Break out the cigars, boys!

Anyway, this is Dan's Bathroom window:

And on it we see such delights as:

L'oreal Anti-Tightness Gel
Skin Renovator Clensing Exfoliator Skin Renewer
Hydra Energetic Anti-Fatigue Moisturising Lotion

For a guy. For a 22 year old guy. Mental.

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